Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
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He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
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Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
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