I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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