found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
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