But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
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Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
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Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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