When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
Randomize
