It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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