: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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