just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
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Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
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I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
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