well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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