we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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