My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
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I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
Thank you for not boning my boss.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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