Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
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Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
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I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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