dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
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We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
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I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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