JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
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