I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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