So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
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I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
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Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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