there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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