I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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