dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
Well I just put wine in my tea
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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