before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
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