Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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