Don't you send me to vm
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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