Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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