Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
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Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
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All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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