My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
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She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
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Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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