We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
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The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
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Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
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