period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
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i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
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