all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
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Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
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He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
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