Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
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I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
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I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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