ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
Randomize
