That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
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its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
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FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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