I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
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Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
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fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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