hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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