he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
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Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
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Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
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