amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
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It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
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We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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