butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
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