This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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