these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I'm eating all of the evidence.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
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