You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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