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• (812): View more from Indiana

  McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?

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  All of them

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party

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  so no drinking for you?

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  don't be silly

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...

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• (716): View more from New York

  You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.

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• (435): View more from Utah

  Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin

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  My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.

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• (506): View more from New Brunswick

  If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't

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