i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
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She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
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Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support