she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
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come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
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Just woke up from a first date on the futon watching Arrested Development by myself, him cuddling another chick in his room. Simultaneously the best and worst one night stand in history.
Bonus: took me 2 hours to get home on the streetcar cause I spent my cab money on drinks for his friend last night.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk