yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
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4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
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It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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