If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
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