you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
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