Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
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Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
We have so much sex to catch up on
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I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
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