what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
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If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
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I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
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