There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
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