Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Randomize
