Me. At least after what I've been through.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
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Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
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It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
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