Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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