at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
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it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
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I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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