hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
He better not be in your backpack
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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