Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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