I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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